Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him
Via A Bottle of Jack and Roses
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes.
However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she fails, they’ll kick her out of Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. So her real fear isn’t failing.
At Hogwarts, she has two wonderful friends who love her, and she is getting to live in an incredible world. She doesn’t want to lose that, and she thinks that if she does bad in her classes, they won’t let her come back.
so what if…
when in the philosophers stone her line “we could be killed, or worse.. expelled” wasn’t her being snooty or a teachers pet..
but her saying that she would rather die than stop going to hogwarts and never see her friends again?
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
Ok so why the fuck…..– Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)
(Source: volumesofsilence)Via Well, fuck.
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.
Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr
team i used to be really good at all the subjects but now im just trying to pass them with minimal emotional and mental scarring
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.